• god: hey baby
  • god: did it hurt
  • god: when you fell from heaven?
  • satan: you're a fucking dick
doctorwho:

Or is he?
Red bicycle when you were 12.

doctorwho:

Or is he?

Red bicycle when you were 12.

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kravchuck:

vocaroo:

wwiao:

that dogs intelligence is a threat to mankind
it should be put down

omg

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kravchuck:

vocaroo:

wwiao:

that dogs intelligence is a threat to mankind

it should be put down

omg

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tickatocka:

Ticka’s infinite list of favorite charactersParker (Leverage)

What?! I’m a thief! 

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‎So avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don’t use very sad, use morose. Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women - and, in that endeavor, laziness will not do. It also won’t do in your essays.”—Dead Poets Society (the book)

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Eddie Izzard [Stripped] | Cake Mix

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