- god: hey baby
- god: did it hurt
- god: when you fell from heaven?
- satan: you're a fucking dick


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it should be put down
omg
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Ticka’s infinite list of favorite characters: Parker (Leverage)
What?! I’m a thief!
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“So avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don’t use very sad, use morose. Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women - and, in that endeavor, laziness will not do. It also won’t do in your essays.”—Dead Poets Society (the book)
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Eddie Izzard [Stripped] | Cake Mix
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